I'm running around the Mohave Wasteland as Lyra, with Bon-Bon as a follower. -:3
Lyra/Bon Bon: O.O
Me: O.O Ohhhh boy.
Me: Oh shit! -runs-
Lyra: PONIES ARE FASTER, THERE'S NO RESISTING!!! -drool-
Me: OoO GAAAAHHHHH!!!
Lyra: -tackles me, holding onto me tightly- MY HUMAN!! EVERYPONY GET BACK!!
Me: -.- -sigh- Why is that every time I use my artist's ability, to enter Equestria, I always end up in this type of situation?
Bon Bon: You're real?! Lyra wasn't making it up?! -Ponies start gathering-
Me: Que the crowd.
Heh. *smiles* Well, obviously, we have a human in Ponyville Park. *cues Bed Intruder song www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgCW1X… and starts singing*He's climbing your window, he's wowing your ponies up, tryin' 'n get 'em so y'all need to hide your foals, hide your mare, hide your foals, hide your mares, and hide your stallions 'cause he's wowing err'pony out there. You don't have to come, and confess. She's looking for you. She gon' find you, she gon' find you. So you can trot and tell that, trot and tell that, trot and tell that, hum-boy, hum hum hum-boy.
*Sees You're still tackled under Lyra*
Miss Heartstrings, this position is uncomfortable for the ... gentlecolt. Please get off his back.
Me: Officer, just let her wind down. She has to run out of adrenaline some time.
Bon Bon: Actually she's been running long distance and lifting weights just to prepare for capturing a Human.
Lyra: -Gets off and starts dragging me away like a sack of potatoes, on the ground.-
Me: Yup, definitely strength training.
*Police officer n°1, to the human being dragged away*
Um, sir ? Are you sure you’re ok with this ?
*Police Officer n°2 - the one who sang Human Intruder* *front left hoof hovers above his tazer. He keeps Lyra in sight*
Miss Heartstrings, abduction is a crime severely punished by Equestrian Penal Code, you know ?
Lyra: -opens her mouth dropping me and starts frantically licking her nose.-
Me: Exhibit A. Lyra wants to be touched by human hands. Its like peanut butter to a dog. -Gets up to leave.-
Lyra: -Crazed bloodshot eyes.- More... touch me MORE!!!
Me: O.O; That backfired real quick.
Sir, are you sure you don't need help to deal with Miss Heartstrings ?
*PO°1 looks worried for the human*
*PO n°2 slowly takes out tazer, pushing the safety off*
*Some other pony, eating roast corn*
This is quite entertaining.
Lyra: -jumps at me.-
Me: -hugs her tightly in my arms.-
Lyra: -starts drooling and laughing crazily then, pants slowly as she goes into a lazy, limp, smile.-
Me: -shudders- I think this is ecstasy to her but, I think she's docile now. -pets her head.-
Lyra: -starts purring.-
Me: o.o What the fudge?