Me: -walks by, eating a chocolate bar, in broad daylight, in Ponyville- Lyra/Bon Bon: O.O Me: O.O Ohhhh boy. Lyra: H-H-HUMAN!!! Me: Oh shit! -runs- Lyra: PONIES ARE FASTER, THERE'S NO RESISTING!!! -drool- Me: OoO GAAAAHHHHH!!! Lyra: -tackles me, holding onto me tightly- MY HUMAN!! EVERYPONY GET BACK!! Me: -.- -sigh- Why is that every time I use my artist's ability, to enter Equestria, I always end up in this type of situation? Bon Bon: You're real?! Lyra wasn't making it up?! -Ponies start gathering- Me: Que the crowd.
*Random pony police officer walks by with a colleague* Heh. *smiles* Well, obviously, we have a human in Ponyville Park. *cues Bed Intruder song www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgCW1X… and starts singing*He's climbing your window, he's wowing your ponies up, tryin' 'n get 'em so y'all need to hide your foals, hide your mare, hide your foals, hide your mares, and hide your stallions 'cause he's wowing err'pony out there. You don't have to come, and confess. She's looking for you. She gon' find you, she gon' find you. So you can trot and tell that, trot and tell that, trot and tell that, hum-boy, hum hum hum-boy.
*Sees You're still tackled under Lyra*
Miss Heartstrings, this position is uncomfortable for the ... gentlecolt. Please get off his back.